tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

duckydraws:

First three commissions.

cowfox:

Seems the all inclusive resort life agrees with Toner’s dangerous appetite. Not sure the resort staff will be very happy about the smashed bed though. Unless that’s the resort’s GOAL..

cowfox:

Seems the all inclusive resort life agrees with Toner’s dangerous appetite. Not sure the resort staff will be very happy about the smashed bed though. Unless that’s the resort’s GOAL..

oxnards:

rhumbarat:

martianboom:

theltshow:

I had to post this before I went to bed because they are SO CUTE.

More later. Night.

fucking. adorable.

Fuck

Goddamn you know I have a nerd glasses kink right now

misterslunchy:

an animated commission! let me know if you want one too!

Last-Minute Move

Hello, everyone,

I just wanted to make a quick journal to let you all know that I’ll be moving out of the state of Texas in less than 24 hours. Things have been happening very quickly—and not very happily—and I’m left with no other options right now.

My employer (I was working from home as a freelance writer) vanished from the face of the earth in late June, and the last paycheck I was issued, bounced. This left me pretty much screwed, with little to no time to bounce back. As a result, my apartment complex has issued a lockout notice and notice to vacate. Rather than face a full-scale eviction, I’m scrambling to get myself and my stuff out of here as quickly as possible.

Anyway, I’ll be leaving on a bus out of Austin in the early morning hours on Friday, July 11 (tomorrow), and will have a 23-hour bus ride back to my home state of Iowa. No solid plans have been made yet—everyone involved has been forced to put things together last-minute—but I’ll be staying with members of my family until I can get back on my feet.

I’m expecting my online access to be sporadic and spotty for the near future, but I’ll check my account here whenever I get a chance to.

Wish me luck.

Lou

Heres….
Your….
CHIPFUCKINGCHIPHERETAKEITHAVEACHIP

thenaughtylion:

"You said you were on a diet, Dave? Another cheese puff? Fine! HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHEESE PUFF, FATTY!"
Heres…. Your…. CHIPFUCKINGCHIPHERETAKEITHAVEACHIP

thenaughtylion:

"You said you were on a diet, Dave? Another cheese puff? Fine! HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHEESE PUFF, FATTY!"

chocofoxcolin:

soo my friend Yinhuo give me a really awesome surprise.  i have no words to say how happy i am.
also thanks a lot to my friend Braford who made this amazing pic 

chocofoxcolin:

soo my friend Yinhuo give me a really awesome surprise.  i have no words to say how happy i am.

also thanks a lot to my friend Braford who made this amazing pic 

Signal Boost Request

Hello, everyone,

I know there are a lot of professional people in the fandom, so I’m reaching out to network and hopefully drum up some freelance writing leads.

Just today, my biggest client was informed by his investors that they were halting all funding for the project. Apparently they thought the new enterprise would be as big as Google or Apple in six months, and when that didn’t happen, they freaked out and bailed. This screws my client just as badly as it does me.

Anyway, I have decided to step things up a notch or two, and I am aggressively seeking a group of stable and reliable business clients for whom I can write. Most companies that are in dire need of clear, professional writing (and there are thousands) don’t advertise for such an opening, because they don’t think it justifies a full-time position. That is where freelance professionals like myself enter the picture.

If the company you work for—or any other businesses with whom you are connected—could use new web content, business literature, process documentation, press releases, blog entries, articles, or any other type of business writing, please let me know. Any and all correspondence I have with them will be “furry-discreet,” and will be solely on a real-name and professional basis.

Thank you very much, everyone.
Lou

Bibleist retardation on parade.

Tell you what: if you insist on limiting your scientific knowledge to random guesses made by Middle-Eastern farmers and ranchers over 1,500 years ago, please remove from your homes and lives the following items:

Computers, cell phones, smart phones, refrigerators, washing machines, dryers, indoor plumbing, automobiles, televisions, any device with Internet access, air conditioning/heating systems, DVD players, Blu-Ray players (not to mention the DVDs and Blu-Ray discs they play), CDs, stereo systems, speakers, any device used to cook or prepare food beyond an open wood fire (this includes stoves, toaster ovens, toasters, and microwaves), optical aids (eyeglasses, contact lenses, sunglasses, telescopes, microscopes, reading glasses, magnifying glasses), matches, flashlights (in fact, lighting fixtures of any kind, incandescent, fluorescent, halogen and LED), clocks and watches (analog and digital)….

You know what? I’ll make it easier for you: leave your home and move into a rudimentary shack or tent in or near a desert. ALL the modern amenities you enjoy are there for you entirely because of scientific advancement, like the theory of evolution. Don’t pee your pants and hop up and down and say, “But it’s only a THEORY!” This just proves you know next to nothing about how science works. Gravity is, in scientific nomenclature, still a theory; do you go around humping your Bible and demanding that a deity-based alternative to gravity be taught in our classrooms? No. You (hopefully) realize that would be retarded.

Denial of proven science should make it mandatory that such denialists should also be deprived of the scientific advancements they refuse to accept. Fourth graders (those who aren’t home-schooled and fed Bibliest garbage) can answer the straw man questions in this “survey.” Please feel free to yank your children out of the public school systems and pump them chock full of this nonsense. They’ll suffer horribly for it in the future, but you can justify stunting their intellectual growth in any way you see fit. But keep your stupidity away from other people’s kids.

Well, he IS the one who knocks.